100 Dog Quotes - Cute Quotes About Our Doggos

Dog Quotes – Cute Quotes About Our Doggos

As the old adage goes, “Dogs are man’s best friend.” However, there are times when people just can’t understand why their beloved dogs
behave in a different manner.

Wouldn’t be it good if they just can talk and tell us whatever that’s on their mind and how much they love us?

But humans can speak, and here are 100 Cute Quotes of People About Dogs.

“If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” – Roger A. Caras

“Everything I know I learned from dogs.” – Nora Roberts

“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.” Orhan Pamuk

“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” – Agnes Sligh Turnbull

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras

“Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.” – Elizabeth Taylor

“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” – Charles De Gaulle

“Dogs never bite me. Just Humans” – Marilyn Monroe

“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” – Winston Churchill

“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.” – Franklin P. Jones

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.” – Mark Twain

“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” – Aldous Huxley

“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” – Franklin P. Jones

“Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles Shultz

“Every dog must have his day.” – Jonathan Swift

“My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip.” – Craig Shoemaker

“A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.” – Barack Obama

“As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.” – Jean Ferris

“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.” – George Carlin

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” Josh Billings

“Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.” – John Grogan

“Did you know that there are over 300 words for love in canine?” – Gabriel Zevin

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers

“There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog” – Konrad Lorenz

“You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.” – W. Bruce Cameron

“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.” – Jarod Kintz

“If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” – Harry Truman

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” – Mark Twain

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods” – Christopher Hitchens

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.” – Woodrow Wilson

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring — it was peace.” – Milan Kundera

“A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat’s eyes don’t even look entirely warm-blooded to me, whereas a dog’s eyes look human except less guarded. A dog will look at you as if to say, ‘What do you want me to do for you? I’ll do anything for you.’ Whether a dog can in fact, do anything for you if you don’t have sheep [I never have] is another matter. The dog is willing.” – Roy Blount Jr.

“It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.” – John Grogan

“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.” – Charles M Schulz

“Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.” – Dean Koontz

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.” – Roger A. Caras

“I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross, and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.” – Mark Haddon

“When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” – Kristan Higgins

“Science has so far been unable to tell us how self-aware dogs are, much less whether they have anything like our conscious thoughts. This is not surprising, since neither scientists nor philosophers can agree about what the consciousness of humans consists of, let alone that of animals.” – John Bradshaw

“Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.” – Agatha Cristie

“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.” – John Steinbeck

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.” – James Thurber

“They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.” – Jerome K. Jerome

“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.” – Terry Pratchett

“The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.” – Stanley Coren

“But humans drive the cars and decide when dogs eat and where dogs live and clearly this was something else in their power – they could find their dogs when they needed them.” – W. Bruce Cameron

“Love – that which biologists, nervous about being misunderstood, call ‘attachment ‘- fuels the bond between dog and master or mistress.” – John Bradshaw

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.” – Gilda Radner

“I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.” – Doris Day

“The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.” – James Thurber

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” – Ann Landers

“We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog has made an alliance with us.” – Maurice Maeterlinck

“I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.” – Merrill Markoe

“The capacity for love that makes dogs such rewarding companions has a flip-side: They find it difficult to cope without us. Since we humans programmed this vulnerability, it’s our responsibility to ensure that our dogs do not suffer as a result.” – John Bradshaw

“I asked this heroic pet lover how it felt to have died for a Schnauzer named Teddy. Salvador Biagiani was philosophical. He said it sure beat dying for absolutely nothing in the Vietnam War.” – Kurt Vonnegut

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx, Comedian

“Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.” — Princess Anne

“I was a dog in a past life. Really. I’ll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, ‘Hey, I know him.’” — William H. Macy

“A hound will die for you, but never lie to you.” — George R. R. Martin

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” — Ben Williams

“I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do.” — Cesar Millan

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” — Dave Barry

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” — Christopher Morley

“A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” — Helen Thomson

“It is scarcely possible to doubt that the love of man has become instinctive in the dog.” — Charles Darwin

“The psychological and moral comfort of a presence at once humble and understanding—this is the greatest benefit that the dog has bestowed upon man.” — Percy Bysshe Shelley

“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother—and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.” — Winston Pendleton

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” — Robert Benchley

“My dog has the intellectual capacity of a lime wedge, yet even he possesses an elaborate set of assumptions, based on his ability to control my behavior through a combination of slavish devotion and incessant howling.” — Martha Beck

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.” — Gilda Radner

“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.” — Will Rogers

“Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.” — George Carlin

“Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.” — Harry S. Truman

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney

“Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, ‘Yes. But I bet no dog would ever confess it to the other dogs.’” — C.S. Lewis

“My little dog—a heartbeat at my feet.” — Edith Wharton

“I remember as a little girl I could tell you the name of the dog next door, but I couldn’t tell you the names of the kids. The dog was my best friend. I love animals. They give so much to you and demand so little.” — Olivia Newton-John

“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.” — Louis Sabin

“We have a queen-size bed, and the dog sleeps in the middle. John and I are sort of these little quotation marks on either corner. ” — Rachael Ray

“We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.” — George Eliot

“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?” — Jerry Seinfeld

“The friendship of a dog is precious. It becomes even more so when one is so far removed from home….I have a Scottie. In him I find consolation and diversion…he is the one person to whom I can talk without the conversation coming back to war.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower

“Labradors [are] lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning.” — Norman Strung

“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.” — Ambrose Bierce

“I wish all men were like dogs.” — Halle Berry

“I don’t really understand that process called reincarnation but if there is such a thing I’d like to come back as my daughter’s dog.” — Leonard Cohen

“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.” — Samuel Butler

“A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.” — Ogden Nash

“Only my dogs will not betray me.” — Maria Callas

“The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.” — Henry Ward

“You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, ‘My GOSH, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!” — Dave Barry

“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” — Kinky Friedman

“Acquiring a dog may be the only time a person gets to choose a relative.” — Mordecai Siegal

“In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.” — W.H. Auden

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” — Ann Landers

“Even if I take him out for three hours every day, and go and chat to him for another hour, that leaves twenty hours for him all alone with nothing to do. Oh, why can’t dogs read?” — Nancy Mitford